Contact the GoRH
Well, hello there, respiring human. I’d love to hear from you. Please send correspondences regarding the following items:
- Feedback (Pats on the back)
- Ideas
- Questions
- Advertising inquiries
- Thoughts on the weather
- Recipes
- Non-offensive limericks
- Renditions of Premiership soccer chants
Please do not send me missives pertaining to:
- Feedback (Kicks in the shin)
- Seriously, please see above. I’ve got a really fragile ego.
- Opportunities to purchase penny stocks.
- Opportunities to increase the size of my rod and tackle.
- Opportunities to wire money and then wait for a substantially larger sum of money to be wired back (I haven’t the patience).
- Ponzi Schemes
I look forward to hearing from you
Warmest Regards,
Ruddy Hayes
p.s. The highlighted boxes are required.
